While looking for my crystal skull,
I turned over a leaf
discovering a family of clown-faced insects
who were arguing over creation.
"Which came first, the spider or cookiepuss?"
queried mama.
Daddy answered,
"According to Tato,
in the beginning there was only greasepaint. And it was good!
Then God descended from the stars
and created the lowly insects with no free will.
The insects begat the jackass,
which our savior rode into a circus tent on a bed of palms.
He captivated the masses by invoking Pennywise
and John Wayne Gacy.
They took their true form
and raped mankind for salvation
by imbuing our souls with torture and sin!
You see, the insect has no morality
and the clown has no fear.
By living a fearlessly amoral lifestyle
we can find sustenance
in the simplest and most perverse!"
"Oh I see," declared mama.
And it was good!
