Ode to Sid & Marty

Posted: Sunday, September 7, 2008
Yesterday I flashed back

to the time when the earth was neon

and I had magickal powers

which I learned from a gypsy clown.


She taught me to conjure Martha Raye

and Monique Van Vooren.

We all had an orgy with Jimmy and Freddy the Flute

under an animated banyan

while Witchiepoo mocked my lovemaking skills.


The gyspy cheered on my taste for shellfish

by thinking of Sigmund and Johnny Whitaker

and a Sleestak

to suppress my gag reflex.


But it returned when Pufnstuf called Mayor McCheese 

to chase away a Yeti

who encouraged his minions

to vivisect my friends!


Oh Chaka!

Save me from the broom-broom!

Yo Gabba Gabba!

Save my home,
 
Leave me adequate raiments,

and whimisical plushies!


He has no power!

YOU are the truth!

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