to the time when the earth was neon
and I had magickal powers
which I learned from a gypsy clown.
She taught me to conjure Martha Raye
and Monique Van Vooren.
We all had an orgy with Jimmy and Freddy the Flute
under an animated banyan
while Witchiepoo mocked my lovemaking skills.
The gyspy cheered on my taste for shellfish
by thinking of Sigmund and Johnny Whitaker
and a Sleestak
to suppress my gag reflex.
But it returned when Pufnstuf called Mayor McCheese
to chase away a Yeti
who encouraged his minions
to vivisect my friends!
Oh Chaka!
Save me from the broom-broom!
Yo Gabba Gabba!
Save my home,
Leave me adequate raiments,
and whimisical plushies!
He has no power!
YOU are the truth!
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