March 09 Music Mix

Posted: Friday, February 27, 2009
NameArtist
Bad Man's WorldJenny Lewis
Dita DimonePop Levi
Twilight OmensFranz Ferdinand
DaddysGoneGlasvegas
Girlfriend In A ComaThe Smiths
Give Me GraceLoveLand
Cut DickMr. Oizo
Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) (Pet Shop Boys remix)Lady Gaga
Id EngagerOf Montreal
JizzIn My PantsThe Lonely Island
HeadhunterFront 242
Radio LadioMetronomy
White Weekend (Adam Bartas Booty)Booka Shade vs. Black Eyed Peas
Lion in a ComaAnimal Collective
To Lose My LifeWhite Lies
A Sucker For Your SoundI Monster
Diplo RhythmDiplo
My Life Would Suck Without YouKelly Clarkson
Bathroom GurgleLate Of The Pier
Take Me (TPD Remix)2tom 182
Airport SurroundingsLoney , Dear
Never Never LovePop Levi

An Imbolc Dream

Posted: Monday, February 2, 2009

Just when we least expect it,

we have a waking dream.

In it, a shady dominating mistress,

known only as "X", takes to taunting us through defilement.

If we do not call her "mommy" while she teases us,

she forces us to box her enemies wearing a Barney suit.

Her
dacryphilic thirst is quenched only with our tears.

Soon she indentures us to work in a Chinese sweat shop,

using L'Oréal Preference-dyed were-baby hair

to create kitty wigs for "mommy's" little pets: Jingles, Jangles, and Jethro.



We seek revenge by summoning a powerful incubus
 

who pillages the Mistress on the eve of Imbolc.

X signs a pact with the demon

to be corporeally descended into Limbo and


forever tormented by Jangles the cat-bee,

rather than giving birth to twin demon babies.


Released from servitude, we are at peace!