Just when we least expect it, 
we have a waking dream.
In it, a shady dominating mistress,
known only as "X", takes to taunting us through defilement.
If we do not call her "mommy" while she teases us,
she forces us to box her enemies wearing a Barney suit.
Her dacryphilic thirst is quenched only with our tears.
Soon she indentures us to work in a Chinese sweat shop,
using L'Oréal Preference-dyed were-baby hair
to create kitty wigs for "mommy's" little pets: Jingles, Jangles, and Jethro.
We seek revenge by summoning a powerful incubus 
who pillages the Mistress on the eve of Imbolc.
X signs a pact with the demon
to be corporeally descended into Limbo and 
forever tormented by Jangles the cat-bee,
rather than giving birth to twin demon babies.
Released from servitude, we are at peace!
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