1 15.5 oz. can golden corn, drained
1 15.5 oz. can black beans, thoroughly rinsed and drained
1 large hass avocado diced
3 small limes, juiced
1 medium red onion, diced
5 tbs. fresh cilantro, chopped
1 tsp. kosher salt

Mix all ingredients in a large bowl. Refrigerate for 1 hour. Serve on jalapeno tostadas.

I am adulterine.

Perfidious.

A recreant obsessive.

Dreaming of utopia.

Living in absence.

A bird in a net.

Name	Artist
Bad Man's World	Jenny Lewis
Dita Dimone	Pop Levi
Twilight Omens	Franz Ferdinand
DaddysGone	Glasvegas
Girlfriend In A Coma	The Smiths
Give Me Grace	LoveLand
Cut Dick	Mr. Oizo
Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) (Pet Shop Boys remix)	Lady Gaga
Id Engager	Of Montreal
JizzIn My Pants	The Lonely Island
Headhunter	Front 242
Radio Ladio	Metronomy
White Weekend (Adam Bartas Booty)	Booka Shade vs. Black Eyed Peas
Lion in a Coma	Animal Collective
To Lose My Life	White Lies
A Sucker For Your Sound	I Monster
Diplo Rhythm	Diplo
My Life Would Suck Without You	Kelly Clarkson
Bathroom Gurgle	Late Of The Pier
Take Me (TPD Remix)	2tom 182
Airport Surroundings	Loney , Dear
Never Never Love	Pop Levi

Just when we least expect it,

we have a waking dream.

In it, a shady dominating mistress,

known only as "X", takes to taunting us through defilement.

If we do not call her "mommy" while she teases us,

she forces us to box her enemies wearing a Barney suit.

Her dacryphilic thirst is quenched only with our tears.

Soon she indentures us to work in a Chinese sweat shop,

using L'Oréal Preference-dyed were-baby hair

to create kitty wigs for "mommy's" little pets: Jingles, Jangles, and Jethro.



We seek revenge by summoning a powerful incubus
 

who pillages the Mistress on the eve of Imbolc.

X signs a pact with the demon

to be corporeally descended into Limbo and


forever tormented by Jangles the cat-bee,

rather than giving birth to twin demon babies.


Released from servitude, we are at peace!

FRIDAY APRIL 17
Paul McCartney
Morrissey
Franz Ferdinand
Leonard Cohen
Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band
Beirut
The Black Keys
Girl Talk
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings
The Crystal Method
Ghostland Observatory
Crystal Castles
The Airborne Toxic Event
We Are Scientists
N.A.S.A.
Patton & Rahzel
M. Ward
The Presets
The Hold Steady
A Place to Bury Strangers
Felix da Housecat
Buraka Som Sistema
Ryan Bingham
Bajofondo
Peanut Butter Wolf
Noah & the Whale
White Lies
The Bug
Alberta Cross
Los Campesinos!
Craze & Klever
Molotov
Switch
Gui Boratto
Steve Aoki
The Aggrolites
People Under the Stairs
The Courteeners
Cage the Elephant
Dear and the Headlights

SATURDAY, APRIL 18
The Killers
Amy Winehouse
Thievery Corporation
TV on the Radio
Band of Horses
Fleet Foxes
MSTRKRFT
Michael Franti & Spearhead
Atmosphere
Mastodon
TRAV$DJ-AM
Henry Rollins
Crookers
Turbonegro
Hercules and Love Affair
Superchunk
Glasvegas
Dr. Dog
Drive-By Truckers
Booker T & the DBT’s
Amanda Palmer
The Bloody Beetroots
Surkin, Para One (Live)
Calexico
Liars
Bob Mould Band
Zane Lowe
Electric Touch
Blitzen Trapper
James Morrison
Drop the Lime
Glass Candy
Thenewno2
Gang Gang Dance
Billy Talent
Ida Maria
Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti
Zizek
Cloud Cult
Tinariwen

SUNDAY, APRIL 19
The Cure
My Bloody Valentine
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Throbbing Gristle
Lupe Fiasco
Paul Weller
Antony & the Johnsons
X
Roni Size
Public Enemy
Jenny Lewis
Groove Armada
Paolo Nutini
Christopher Lawrence
Lykke Li
The Kills
Okkervil River
M.A.N.D.Y.
Clipse
Sebastien Tellier
F ... Up
Perry Farrell
The Horrors
Late of the Pier
K’naan
Junior Boys
Brian Jonestown Massacre
Supermayer
No Age
Vivian Girls
Shepard Fairey
Themselves
Gaslight Anthem
The Knux
Mexican Institute of Sound
The Night Marchers
Marshall Barnes

KEY:

GREEN: Seen Before

RED: Would Like to See

PURPLE: Must See

The Lucky One by Au Revoir Simone on Ugly Betty tonight