there lived eight daring lumberjacks.
During the bitterly frigid winters in the forests north of Montreal,
they yearned to be home for the holidays.
To fulfill the seemingly impossible dream,
they invoked Lucifer.
All of them pledged their soul
in return for flying them back to their village in a canoe.
As they sailed across the moonlit sky,
one drunken lumberjack freed himself from the pledge
by calling the name of God and touching the cross on a steeple.
This caused the flying canoe to come crashing down to earth.
They were never seen again.
Inspired by Unibroue's promotional literature for Maudite ale.
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